Brooklyn Decker

The super-model and actress is quite possibly the hottest American woman on the planet. The voluptuous Sports Illustrated alum manages to be drop-dead gorgeous while still maintaining an all-american girl-next-door appeal that makes you believe she’ll have a beer with you at a dive bar (don’t bet on it though).

Danny DeVito


The veteran actor has aged like a fine wine. With a body that won’t quit and a bald head that any woman (or man) would like to caress for good luck, Danny DeVito makes us all swoon.

Emma Stone


Quite possibly the cutest human being to have ever roamed the earth, Emma Stone has brought new meaning to the girl-next-door archetype. While not as classically beautiful as the next entry on the list, she definitely deserves a spot on this most prestigious gathering of genetic lottery winners.